An Open Letter To "Guy Who Looks Like Pete From Mad Men"

Dear gentleman on the subway who was admiring my chest,

You look like Pete Campbell from Mad Men. I find that quite attractive. It might have had something to do with your suit, which you looked quite dapper in.

I'm flattered that you find me attractive, but really, couldn't you at least ask my name, or better yet, genuinely compliment my intellect before undressing me with your eyes? This is the 21st century, afterall.

Thanks ever so much,

Modern Peggy Olsen

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